With a hii hii hoo and a hii hii hey!
We’re hoisting the flag to be free
We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go
We are wolves of the sea
“You will treat your body how he deserves it and
enjoy every bite of your economically cooked meal” / The Pirate Cook
Pirate-Cooking.com is a new website about Food.
You will find easy to make, healthy and nutritious recipes mixed with a touch of humor.
Did you know that:
- 50% of the worlds food productions goes to waste
- No one would have to starve if we used military budgets for food
- Meat requires many times more energy to produce than vegetables
The Pirate Cook Shares with his fellow pirates, the unique and amazing experience of spoiling you and your friends with classic and modern recipies, adapted to the nowadays way of cooking. Eat healthy and Good and Sustainable, with a minimum of investments!
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!”
“What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.”
The bartender says, “But what about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” says the pirate, “We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I’m fine, really.”
“Yeah,” says the bartender, “But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands.”
“Well,” says the pirate, “We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really.”
“Oh,” says the bartender, “What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes.”
“Well,” says the pirate, “One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye.”
“So?” replied the bartender, “what happened? You couldn’t have lost an eye just from some bird shit!”
“Well,” says the pirate, “I really wasn’t used to the hook yet.”